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Got a jungle where your lawn used to be? Hedges plotting a takeover? Snow that’s staging a siege? Don’t panic — Rip the Lawn Reaper is only one call (or resurrection) away.

Whether you need a quote, a question answered, or just want to say “nice gnome,” we’re here for it. Fill out the form, give us a ring, or shout dramatically from your porch. We’ll be there… leaf blower in hand, clippers sharpened, and shades on.

Van Winkle Landscaping — Dead serious about lawns. Extremely responsive to humans.

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